May 2013 - Gardener

May 31, 2013August 2, 2014

Back Then You Did Not Want Me

You know what a complete bummer is? When someone doesn’t realize how special you are till it is too late (yeah I’m on that emotional shit today!).

A few weeks ago a female, who shall remain nameless, tried to re-enter my life and I had to Dwight Howard the shit out of her attempt at my life basket (reject her). Now I normally am a “No Hard Feelings” kind of guy. But when we end on bad terms and you try to come back like everything is all good?!?!?!

I don’t know about all that, it rubs me the wrong way. And to tell the truth it is way easier for guys to get females (our standards are realistic!).

Anyway just had to get that of my chest quick time.

Have you been treated wrongly in the past? Drop a comment and let me know!

May 23, 2013August 1, 2014

Public Bathrooms…

You all should be very ashamed of yourselves!!!!!

If bathrooms represented the human race we’d be nothing but a smelly, unhygienic, disgusting bunch of cretans that deserved to be put out of our misery!

I was at a local University, a place where people who want to be or are intellectual attend and the bathroom I walked into was gross enough state for me to say to myself…”I can hold it”.

I cannot tell you how many times I have walked into a public bathroom and regret doing so. I mean how much effort does it take to clean up after yourself..maybe flush the toilet after taking the Browns to the Super Bowl?!?!!?

But no I continually find myself disgusted at my fellow man for not resisting grotesque urges such as wiping their boogers on the wall over the urinal they are using. So the next person to use it comes face to face with the snotwork plastered on the wall less than two inches from their face.

I always say that if an alien race was coming to earth to cure all of our disease and just so happened to need to use the washroom first they’d probably say “Fuck these dirty people, they deserve to suffer”. Because the chances of them walking in to a filth free bathroom is next to zero percent!

*Takes a deep breath”

Ok I feel better now…bye

– Gardener

May 20, 2013August 1, 2014

The Fresh Prince was a Goofy Nigger….

Yes he was.

Re-watching some of the episodes made me notices certain critical aspects of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”

After watching the first episode again it dawned on me that Will’s character, even though watered down, is suppose to be the stereotypical ignorant nigger.

Now because the show is a family show a lot of his antics are “familizied”. Alot of his attitudes suit a PG or G audience, if the show was on HBO you can guarantee he’d be having unprotected sex in his uncle and aunt’s bedroom, while smoking weed.

Now the greatest thing I love about this show is that is displays the progress of one immature, flamboyant individual into a man. By the end of the series Will is no longer on the “nigger shit”. With the help of his new surroundings he is able to develop into his own person. Though his surroundings are a posh Bel-Air environment, it differs from the previous harsh restrictions of his old neighbourhood in Philadelphia. In definitions of the show Will could not make it out in Philly, hence his shipment to his new home.

This is a quick summary of my ideas. I probably will end up buying the seasons and making more specific references to my claims.

– Gardener