Public Bathrooms…

Public Bathrooms…

You all should be very ashamed of yourselves!!!!!

If bathrooms represented the human race we’d be nothing but a smelly, unhygienic, disgusting bunch of cretans that deserved to be put out of our misery!

I was at a local University, a place where people who want to be or are intellectual attend and the bathroom I walked into was gross enough state for me to say to myself…”I can hold it”.

I cannot tell you how many times I have walked into a public bathroom and regret doing so.  I mean how much effort does it take to clean up after yourself..maybe flush the toilet after taking the Browns to the Super Bowl?!?!!?

But no I continually find myself disgusted at my fellow man for not resisting grotesque urges such as wiping their boogers on the wall over the urinal they are using.  So the next person to use it comes face to face with the snotwork plastered on the wall less than two inches from their face.

I always say that if an alien race was coming to earth to cure all of our disease and just so happened to need to use the washroom first they’d probably say “Fuck these dirty people, they deserve to suffer”.  Because the chances of them walking in to a filth free bathroom is next to zero percent!

*Takes a deep breath”

Ok I feel better now…bye

– Gardener